I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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