Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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