Dual....:-)
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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