All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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