There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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