think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
