Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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