Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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