So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
