I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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