I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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