i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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