thus making me awesome and them whores
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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