That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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