i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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