im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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