I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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