i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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