The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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