I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Randomize
