Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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