After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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