Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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