BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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