thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
