your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Mom said you looked used
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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