Don't make out with my wife yet
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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