Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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