Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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