Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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