The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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