Its about making memories worth repressing
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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