I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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