Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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