Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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