What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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