This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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