im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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