yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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