We're facebook friends in real life
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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