...so i touched it.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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