So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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