Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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