HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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