I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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