It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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