He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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