They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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