Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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