I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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