He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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